Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "The Burning Bed." 1984, Farrah Fawcett.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Torched her husband while he was sleeping. Second wife's favorite movie.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe Commander Davis's wife is going for a sequel.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [enters, holding an envelope] "Hell hath no fury..."
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : "Like a woman scorned." Third wife's favorite quote.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Who'd want to impersonate Tony?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Perhaps Jack Nicholson. You know, impersonation revenge.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Betcha five bucks, Tony does the chair toss technique.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Mm, ten he switches to strong silent.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nah, twenty he's gonna do the picutre tear.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sake bombs.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Oh, I see.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I barely made it out of there alive.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : And now you hope to finish the job.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee, say words.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What you see before you is the DiNozzo defibrilator. It's been passed down through six generations.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : My family also has a hangover remedy. Jasmine tea with lime.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ugh! That's disgusting! Remind me never to have a hangover in Israel.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [Referring to DiNozzo] Maybe we should go easy on him.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Think he'd go easy on us?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Excellent point.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee...
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Victim's background, credit cards, bank statement. Gibbs, take a look at Renny's appeal, use it to catch yourself up on the original embezzlement case. Then work with McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : On it, Boss.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [to Gibbs] Are you going back to Mexico?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Rule number 38?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mm-hmm.
[Rule 38: If it's your case, you're the Boss]
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He got scared. He found out his partner was going to meet with the agent from the original case. It wasn't DiNozzo. But the killer didn't know that, so if I'm him, I'm wondering why my buddy is meeting with a Federal Agent. "Hmm... maybe he's going to flip on me. He can't if he's dead." There's our motive. We just need our killer.
[Ziva and McGee stare at him]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [entering] May have just found him. Abby matched a print from Renny's hotel room to one of his former co-workers. A Commander Carl Davis. Gear up!
[Gibbs starts to gear up. McGee and Ziva are still staring at him]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : We've just never heard you say that much at one time.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Or in a week!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wasn't my job before. Come on!
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [looking at a body in a duffel bag] The seam split. I can't believe it.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : I know. Discarded like a piece of trash.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, I meant the duffel bag. I just bought the same one. I should have listened to the reviews. They said the seams were a problem.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : McGee, the man is folded in half!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I know. No, that is - that's a shame, too. Maybe I've been doing this too long.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You got a cause of death, Duck?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, this cyanosis indicates lack of oxygen. That, combined with this ligature mark...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Strangled?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah, with a wire or cord. And then to finish him off, they stabbed him through the heart. Preliminary measurement shows a three to four inch blade.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Nothing in the alley.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Room is clear, too.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, you would know. It is your room.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Way to kick a man when he's down, McBackstabber.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Reading a note] "Paid a Private Investigator to follow my wife. Just thought you should know what he found."
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The other husband how kind of him. What did they say?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Misery loves company.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Where did you get that? Your fourth wife?
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [of Tony as the boss] He walks around with that peacock strut and that smirk. It's like... He's behind me. Isn't he?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Smirking.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Good timing. How long were you standing back there?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : About two minutes.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Who'd want to impersonate Tony?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Perhaps Jack Nicholson. You know, impersonation revenge.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or its a frame up.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Jean Benoit?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Overseas, Maybe it was Trent Kort.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Are you detecting a trend here?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony does have a way with people.