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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smacks DiNozzo] Snap out of it!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I have no response to that.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [standing on a chair, addressing the squad room] Excuse me? Okay, listen up everybody, I need your full attention here! Lenny, Squiggy, Q-Tip, Q-Bert, Bongo Straits, Vertical Bill - can you here me back there?
[noticing an attractive woman at the front of the group]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, hi, Natalie. Hi. You look nice today.
[raises voice again]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I have lost my wallet. So if you've seen it, please return it to me, there will be no judgment, maybe even a small reward.
[turns and sees Gibbs looking up at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, Boss. I lost my...
[hops down]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You were going to say "mind" or "marbles" but, uh, I lost my...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Job?
[Tony shuts up]
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NCIS Director Leon Vance : I understand you might feel your toes being stepped on, Agent Gibbs. Me handing out assignments to your team.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not taking it personally.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Are you suggesting I am?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Are you?
NCIS Director Leon Vance : [to McGee who's standing next to him] May I have the room, please?
[McGee leaves, Leon sits down, then addresses the people in MTAC]
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Both rooms.
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NCIS Director Leon Vance : [Not taking the envelope Gibbs is holding out] You hold onto it, keep me honest.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Shrugging and turning to leave] Don't know if it's necessary, I ever need to know anything
NCIS Director Leon Vance : [Interrupting] Yeah, I know, you'll ask my wife.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Uh-uh.
[small smile]