Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : You can't make an omelet without breaking some legs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're never making me breakfast.
Officer Ziva David : That is the truth.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's supposed to be 'eggs'.
Officer Ziva David : Cook them yourself.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smacks DiNozzo] Snap out of it!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I have no response to that.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [standing on a chair, addressing the squad room] Excuse me? Okay, listen up everybody, I need your full attention here! Lenny, Squiggy, Q-Tip, Q-Bert, Bongo Straits, Vertical Bill - can you here me back there?
[noticing an attractive woman at the front of the group]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, hi, Natalie. Hi. You look nice today.
[raises voice again]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I have lost my wallet. So if you've seen it, please return it to me, there will be no judgment, maybe even a small reward.
[turns and sees Gibbs looking up at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, Boss. I lost my...
[hops down]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You were going to say "mind" or "marbles" but, uh, I lost my...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Job?
[Tony shuts up]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I said, "new director", by the way, not "nude erector". That's a homophone. Unintentional, of course.