NCIS (TV Series)
Hide and Seek (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : This reminds me of the forest I used to have fun in as a child.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I find that hard to believe.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : What? That Israel had forests?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, that you had fun as a child.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [chuckles] Oh, sure. My father used to blindfold us, and take us into the middle of the forest. And then we had to find our way out, by ourselves.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I stand corrected.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Speaking of snipers, has anyone seen Gibbs?
[Abby enters with a cup of coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Gear up!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : There's a gun found, Navy Base Housing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A, there are thousands of guns on a Navy Base...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And B, you're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : Okay, what if I told you the base MPs gave me the gun to test?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Doesn't warrant a team call-out.
Abby Sciuto : And the gun was found under a kid's bed, and it was loaded.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Still does not warrant a call-out.
Abby Sciuto : [takes a sip of Gibbs's coffee, and grimaces] Ugh! And it was recently fired.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee , Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : It's not a call-out.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] You heard the lady, Gear up!
[the team gears up]
Abby Sciuto : They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip...
[hands him the coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Only you can drink the swill.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why? Oh gee, let me think. I don't know. Maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Notices Ducky standing nearby] I think you just did.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky walks closer] Let's just call it even, Timothy. That Jazz albumn that I borrowed from you?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : My original vinyl pressing of Django Reinhardt's Crazy Rhythms?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah. You were right. It was unique. It was original.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It was autographed. What happened to it?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Good question.
[Ducky leaves]
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Speaking of a magazine] You know what my father would've done to me if he found this in my room?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stolen it back?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Slap me in the side of the head with it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That sounds vaguely familiar.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Their moms are going to help us find the body?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're not coming to help us find the body. They're coming to be with them when they do.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, right.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [Ziva sighs] I ran into a stone wall.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Brick wall.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : No! It was a stone wall! I backed up too quickly.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yeah, I forgot. Old man McGee was Navy, wasn't he?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's right... Yep. This was my childhood. It's just like these kids.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Which one were you: the skinny one, the quiet one, or the one with the hot mom?
[Realizes the mothers are behind him within earshot]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boys!
[DiNozzo runs after the boys]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Robert Forgan hickory-shafted hand-forged irons, aren't those the same clubs Ducky has?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Had. I borrowed them and accidentally backed over them with a golf cart before I made it to the first tee.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Did you tell Ducky?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are you kidding? If he told Ducky, he'd end up on one of his autopsy tables.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Tony's nicknames for Agent McGee: McRanger Rick