- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: This reminds me of the forest I used to have fun in as a child.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I find that hard to believe.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: What? That Israel had forests?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, that you had fun as a child.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [chuckles] Oh, sure. My father used to blindfold us, and take us into the middle of the forest. And then we had to find our way out, by ourselves.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I stand corrected.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Speaking of snipers, has anyone seen Gibbs?
- [Abby enters with a cup of coffee]
- Abby Sciuto: Gear up!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're not Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: There's a gun found, Navy Base Housing.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A, there are thousands of guns on a Navy Base...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And B, you're not Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, what if I told you the base MPs gave me the gun to test?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Doesn't warrant a team call-out.
- Abby Sciuto: And the gun was found under a kid's bed, and it was loaded.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Still does not warrant a call-out.
- Abby Sciuto: [takes a sip of Gibbs's coffee, and grimaces] Ugh! And it was recently fired.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee, Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: It's not a call-out.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] You heard the lady, Gear up!
- [the team gears up]
- Abby Sciuto: They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip...
- [hands him the coffee]
- Abby Sciuto: Only you can drink the swill.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Why is it always the case that when two people struggle over a gun, one person never shoots the other? The gun miraculously just goes off.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abby said it was an evil gun.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why? Oh gee, let me think. I don't know. Maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Notices Ducky standing nearby] I think you just did.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Ducky walks closer] Let's just call it even, Timothy. That Jazz albumn that I borrowed from you?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: My original vinyl pressing of Django Reinhardt's Crazy Rhythms?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yeah. You were right. It was unique. It was original.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It was autographed. What happened to it?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Good question.
- [Ducky leaves]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Speaking of a magazine] You know what my father would've done to me if he found this in my room?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Stolen it back?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Slap me in the side of the head with it.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That sounds vaguely familiar.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Their moms are going to help us find the body?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're not coming to help us find the body. They're coming to be with them when they do.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, right.
- Abby Sciuto: [Imitating Gibbs] Ziva, pull case files from Norfolk PD. Find out who bought that gun.
- [Ziva snickers]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You heard her.
- [Ziva looks at Gibbs, then at Abby and goes to her desk]
- Abby Sciuto: I could get used to this.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as he passes her] Don't.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Something on fire?
- Abby Sciuto: No. I'm just burning sage to take the hex off the gun. It's got some bad mojo. And I want to get rid of it before the babies are born.
- [Abby sighs]
- Abby Sciuto: It's an evil gun, Gibbs. This gun... kills people.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs...
- Abby Sciuto: I know what you're going to say, guns don't kill people, people kill people. But this gun kills people!
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [Ziva sighs] I ran into a stone wall.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Brick wall.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: No! It was a stone wall! I backed up too quickly.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why did you take the gun?
- Noah Taffet: I guess... I thought it was cool.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Would you still think it was cool if I told you this gun was used to kill somebody?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah, I forgot. Old man McGee was Navy, wasn't he?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's right... Yep. This was my childhood. It's just like these kids.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Which one were you: the skinny one, the quiet one, or the one with the hot mom?
- [Realizes the mothers are behind him within earshot]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boys!
- [DiNozzo runs after the boys]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [speaking of a victim] His attempts to abuse himself to death were interrupted by a 22 caliber slug to the head.
- Abby Sciuto: [Looking at some maggots recovered from a dead body] Aren't they just the cutest things?
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Somehow the gun got out of evidence, and into the hands of a 12-year old.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Who held the evidence?
- Abby Sciuto: ...We did. It was an NCIS case.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Robert Forgan hickory-shafted hand-forged irons, aren't those the same clubs Ducky has?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Had. I borrowed them and accidentally backed over them with a golf cart before I made it to the first tee.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Did you tell Ducky?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Are you kidding? If he told Ducky, he'd end up on one of his autopsy tables.