- William Murderface: Hey, did you know that Norway has the lowest murder rate in the whole world? The lowest in the world?
- Nathan Explosion: Wait a minute, you mean that the murder rate in Canada is higher than Norway?
- William Murderface: Yah.
- Nathan Explosion: Oh my God, that's lame. This place is lame.
- [the other band members have just used needing to work on the album as an excuse for not joining Toki on his trip to Norway to see his dad before he dies]
- Charles Ofdensen: Well, uh, since you can't go to Norway because you got to work on the album, let's just work on that album. Come on, guys. In the- in the recording room, chop-chop. Recording room. Come on, come on. Every one of you, come on. Chop-chop, let's go. Recording room, let's go. Recording room, let's go. *Let's* go.
- [jump cut to band playing at the video arcade games]
- Charles Ofdensen: [not missing a beat] Come on, let's get it moving.
- Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, Toki Wartooth's father is on his deathbed. Our psychological death expert, Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter.
- Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter: Toki Wartooth has become a messenger of death. Everything he touches with his love will die, for he brings death with him like a blackened cloud... hovering... in the cold... night... sky. Like the grim reaper himself, his guitar is his scythe. He cascaaades through the open window of your child's cradle to suck the very life from your baby's breath.
- General Crozier: What a load of horse shit.
- Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter: How dare you, General. You're like a withering toad, eating flies on your lilypad.
- Senator Stampingston: Dr. Galkinsmelter, please behave yourself! What does this all mean?
- Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter: Toki has suppressed his feelings for his father. His death may ignite long-dormant emotions. He will spin out of control into a vortex of madness. He will bring death to us all. He will bring death to us all. Thank you.