- Daimon Helstrom: The good news is your son's not possessed. But the bad news is that he is an asshole.
- Gabriella Rosetti: That family in there was just looking for some hope.
- Daimon Helstrom: Aren't we all?
- Daimon Helstrom: [talking about his "holy water"] Because this, this just came from your bathroom downstairs. The... sink, not the toilet. I'm not that evil.
- Mr. Cavallo: Uh, don't you need a Bible, or crucifix, something?
- Daimon Helstrom: No, I'm good. Although I could use a restroom.
- Ana Helstrom: You're the king of all that's dead and creepy.
- Caretaker: Did you just pay me a compliment?
- Ana Helstrom: Not intentionally.
- Caretaker: Good. I thought I was having a stroke.