Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)
Brendan Frasier/Steve Schirripa/The Airborne Toxic Event (2008)
Robert Smigel: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Quotes
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : [at ComicCon '08] Okay, you're not dressed as anything.
ComicCon attendee : No.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : You like superheroes though?
ComicCon attendee : Yeah.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Yeah, you're obviously, looks to me like you're a fan of the Fantastic Four food groups!
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : [at ComicCon '08] I love these people. These are my people, they really are. You know? They're into the comic books, I, I, for years I used to love reading comic books. Then I turned seven.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : [at ComicCon '08] What are you supposed to be?
Waluigi Cosplayer : Waluigi.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Oh no. Okay, this is what's known as "lowering the bar".
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Now we've got the Joker here...
Joker Cosplayer : [laughing maniacally] Yeah.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Sorry, folks, this guy is still getting adjusted to west coast time. He's three hours behind his normal masturbating schedule.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : There's nothing funnier than seeing the lame puppeteer too! This a great thing, I kid, I kid. I just want to know, um, just clear up one thing for me: If you're HERE, who's home disappointing your parents?
Man With Puppet : [chuckles]
[talking as the puppet]
Man With Puppet : Uh, I don't know, you got me.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : I was talking to, I was talking to, you're MUCH cooler.
Man With Puppet : My parents are dead.
[Triumph stares him down for several seconds; finally the man licks Triumph's nose]