- Dr. Gregory House: Go away.
- Dr. James Wilson: [sighs] You speak to Cuddy last night?
- Dr. Gregory House: She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?
- Dr. James Wilson: You spoke to her?
- Dr. Gregory House: Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.
- Dr. James Wilson: Whoa! Wha... what?
- Dr. Gregory House: Huh... everyone else thought I was kidding.
- Thirteen: What did Cuddy want?
- Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.
- Thirteen: Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] I was emotional because of the adoption falling though, and you... actually let your human side show for a moment. That is why we kissed. I just want to say "Thank you" for not taking advantage.
- Dr. Gregory House: You're welcome. Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you.
- Dr. James Wilson: It's funny. I've leaned on friends in the past. Never leaned so far my tongue fell into their mouths.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Stewart as he's about to do a procedure] You're not gonna feel a thing except this excruciating pain.
- Nozick: [to House] You obviously can't stand people. But for me it's worse, all right? I'd rather die in here than live out there.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You gonna keep working on this?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Yeah. I brought in the case.
- Dr. Robert Chase: There is no case. He's gone. You've been tossed. This is totally nuts.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: He's incredibly sick. We don't know...
- Dr. Robert Chase: Forget about the patient. What is going on with you? This is why we left House's team to avoid this constant flood of pure craziness.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: That's why I left House. You got fired.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Blood in the field. Not where I'm looking.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: How am I supposed to know where you're looking?
- Dr. Chris Taub: Here's a hint: it's the bloody part.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: The whole thing's bloody. It's a guy with a hole in his body.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to the lawyer after some flames come out of the patient's stomach during surgery] That always happens during surgery. It's the gas build up from the blockage. Nothing to sue about. Treat him for the burns. Put him on antibiotics for the Whipple's. He'll be fine.
- Dr. Gregory House: Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to Cameron] You know why we spend nights at my house? Because when we spend them at yours. I can tell you didn't want me there.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Why would I keep inviting you over if I didn't want you there?
- Dr. Robert Chase: You always kicked me out every morning. You never offered me a drawer, never cleared out your closet for me. I was just a visitor.
- Dr. Gregory House: Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand.
- Thirteen: Do you want her to admit that all he has to do is ignore us for a few minutes and we'll take off?
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: He was shot. Girlfriend killed. He probably has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. He doesn't believe in a just universe, he doesn't trust anyone. Give him some honesty.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron about the patient] Why are you siding with him? Oh, yeah, you're that girl who likes broken people cause her husband died, and since Chase isn't all that broken...
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Hey, why don't we operate on his infarcted leg while we're at it? Who cares if he said no.
- Dr. Gregory House: I was risking my life to avoid becoming a cripple. He's doing it to avoid sunlight and fresh air.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to Wilson] You're an idiot. Trust me. Everybody will be happier if House and I aren't dating.