- Kevin Smith: I'm sorry, when you say 'your friend Steve', do you mean...?
- George Lucas: My friend, Steven Spielberg.
- Kevin Smith: [absolute astonishment]
- Watto: [Speaking about the hashtag #THX113Amy] I mean, it merges them in the way that two cars merge when they crash into each other.
- George Lucas: You have built an entire universe in which you have folded in the event, references, allusions, homages to Star Wars so many times that to list them would take us through the entire evening.
- Watto: Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. I'm trying to clock the universe that Kevin has built, but my view is askew!
- Self - Co-Host: Oh no.
- Kevin Smith: We'll deal with you in a minute.