Don 2 (2011)
Alyy Khan: J.K. Diwan
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Quotes
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J.K. Diwan : I've heard you are a very useful man.
Jabar : [Washing his blood soaked hands] you've heard it right.
J.K. Diwan : I am sure you know Don. He happens to be in Berlin these days. I want you to
[takes a pause]
J.K. Diwan : you know.
Jabar : And why's that ? How'd his death be any good to you ?
J.K. Diwan : You care about the reason or the money ?
Jabar : Now you're talking business. 5 million Euros. Half of it right now, the other half when I deliver his sewed head to you.
J.K. Diwan : That won't be necessary. Just notify me when the job's done.
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Don - Special Appearance : Congrats on your new cell phone Diwan. Inside this phone is a video clip which I am sure you'll find very intriguing. And make sure you watch it in private, it might be a bit embarrassing too.
J.K. Diwan : [Watching his clip of dealing with Singhania and answering Don's call back] What the hell ?
Don - Special Appearance : Apart from this clip I also happen to have a transaction slip detailing 1 million euros wired to Singhania's Swiss Bank account.
J.K. Diwan : I don't know anybody named Singhania...
Don - Special Appearance : [Interrupting Diwan] Signed by YOU. Now, you're very fortunate that I am very kind hearted. So why don't you come outside, there's a car waiting for you, in case you don't want to go to jail.
J.K. Diwan : [Walking out of the building and entering Don's car] Who the hell are you ?
[Smiling at Diwan and removing his latex mask to reveal himself as Shahrukh Khan]
J.K. Diwan : [In a state of horror] Don ?
Don : [Smiling slyly] No autographs please.
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J.K. Diwan : [In Don's car after listening to his scheme] What ? Do you realise what you're asking for !
Don : Of course I do. Just get me details of the insides of printing press and you're free.
J.K. Diwan : Listen, if this is about money, tell me the amount, you'll have it, I'll sign the cheques myself.
Don : Do you and Kohl wish to spend the rest of your lives in jail. And by the way Diwan, you've 48 hours. Tick tock, tick tock.
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Don : [In the police containment van questioned by Om Puri] So, Sameer told you guys everything.
CBI Officer Vishal Malik : [Furiously] Just shut up. How the hell did you get out of there ?
Don : [Responding in a comic manner] I smoked my way out of there.
CBI Officer Vishal Malik : [Outraged] Do you realise that all because of you, several innocent lives are at stake in there ?
Don : [Feigning sympathy] I absolutely regret the situation we're in Mr. Malik, but unless and until I too don't have valid reasons why would I help you ?
Roma : [Aware of Shahrukh Khan's deceptive past] You're in no position whatsoever to demand anything from us Don.
Don : [Sarcastically] In that case, why don't you gentlemen get Mr. J.K. Diwan an audience with me !
Commissioner Muller : Why him ?
Don : Because, he'll understand my POSITION better than anyone of you can imagine.
[Scene cuts to Alyy Khan in the Van with Shahrukh Khan in private with Shahrukh talking to Alyy]
Don : Its a simple theory: If I am going to jail, you and Fabian Kohl will follow me.
J.K. Diwan : [Unnerved] Just shut up. Look I did everything what you asked me for till now. What more do you want.
Don : Just this one last favour,
[Teasingly]
Don : Please.
J.K. Diwan : [Walks out of the van and approaches Om Puri] He's ready to help us.
Don : [Explaining his scheme to the officers in the van] I would assist your team in getting inside the printing center and straight to Vardhan and Abdul Jabar. In return, Mr. Diwan has assured me I'd be receiving immunity from arrest here in Germany.
Commissioner Muller : What about the plates ?
Don : The plates would be in your pocession, I assure you.
