Only Murders in the Building (TV Series)
True Crime (2021)
Martin Short: Oliver Putnam
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Quotes
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Mabel Mora : What the fuck is in Bo's mouth?
Oliver Putnam , Charles-Haden Savage : Becky's panties!
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[Detective Williams has just finished her initial examination of a crime scene, and has run into Mabel, Charles, and Oliver in the hall -- where they're not supposed to be.]
Detective Donna Williams : Are you associated with the deceased?
Oliver Putnam : No, no. We don't know him.
Charles-Haden Savage : We're neighbors in the building. We live in the building.
Detective Donna Williams : Mm-hmm. So, you don't know him?
Oliver Putnam : Just in passing.
Charles-Haden Savage : Not *his* passing.
Oliver Putnam : No, yes. We pass by him.
Charles-Haden Savage : Before he passed.
Oliver Putnam : That's right. Um, but are y-- are you, uh, sure that it was suicide?
Mabel Mora : It doesn't make sense.
Oliver Putnam : I mean, even in passing, he didn't seem the type.
Detective Donna Williams : So, you don't know him.
Charles-Haden Savage : [sigh] Look, you're probably just starting your investigation, looking into all the forensics ...
Detective Donna Williams : Goddammit. What fuckin' podcast are you all hooked on? Huh? I swear to God, if I meet one more true crime nut... This is suicide. It's textbook. Residue powder on the hands, evidence of financial stress. We even found a note on his laptop saying he's outta here, which is exactly where you all need to be.
Charles-Haden Savage : What if...
Detective Donna Williams : Nuh-uh, it's not.
Oliver Putnam : B-b-but, y-y-you...
Detective Donna Williams : No, no, no, no, no. It's not. So, go on ahead and enjoy your cute little lives...
Detective Donna Williams : [coroners come out with the deceased on a gurney] and be glad that you still have one. You goddamn true crime fuckin' numb-nuts.
[walks away with the gurney]
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Oliver Putnam : You like your Beats?