Gilligan's Island (TV Series)

Quick Before It Sinks (1965)

Russell Johnson: Professor Roy Hinkley

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• [last lines] 

  Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Just look at that mess, Gilligan.

  Gilligan : It won't take long to clean it up with all three of us.

  Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : "All three of us?"

  Professor Roy Hinkley : "All three of us?"

  Gilligan : Yeah, all three of us. Me, myself, and I.

• Professor Roy Hinkley : [Sees Gilligan coming back with a lobster trap and the stick the Professor was using]  Gilligan, where did you find that stick?

  Gilligan : Oh this old stick? I've been using it to tie my lobster trap from.

  Professor Roy Hinkley : Oh really? Well that old stick just happens to be the same stick I had been using to measure the water in the lagoon.

  Gilligan : [Gulps]  I've been putting it out deeper to catch bigger lobsters.

  Professor Roy Hinkley : Well, that explains it. The island isn't sinking after all.