The Tarzan/Lone Ranger/Zorro Adventure Hour (TV Series)

The Memory Trap (1981)

Lou Scheimer: Jim Blaine, Conductor, Victim, Ira, Outlaw, Train Driver, Will

Quotes 

• The Lone Ranger : There is no more James Gang, Tonto.

  Jim Blaine : What?

  The Lone Ranger : I just heard the news in town. The attempted to rob a bank in Northfield, Minnesota, but the town stood up to them and the gang was scattered, captured and destroyed, here.

  Tonto : All? Frank and Jesse too?

  The Lone Ranger : No, they escaped.

  Jim Blaine : Consarn it!

• Jim Blaine : But, th-th-the Badlands, you ain't seen nothing like it, Lone Ranger. Steep, barren hills, deep gullys worn by flood and wind and rain, almost no plant life, strange looking, eerie valleys with grotesque shapes. Why, it's nature's haunted house! They could stay hidden there for a hundred years.

• Ira : Well, one thing's for sure: you ain't no shoe salesman.

  [chuckles wickedly] 

  Ben : You're as fine with a six shooter as I've ever seen, mister.

  Ira : Say, heh heh, does the name Ringo or The Waco Kid mean anything to you?

  The Lone Ranger : No, nothing. I still don't remember anything...

• Ben : Ira, give him back his silver bullets.

  Ira : Aw, Ben, I was goin' to. Here, these are yours.

  [hands a sack of bullets to the Ranger] 

  Ira : Come on, Ben Big-Mouth!

  The Lone Ranger : Nothing makes sense. Even my bullets are different, made of silver...