Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)
Adamo Ruggiero: Nathan Stanford
Quotes
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Wanna go find the other young people? Maybe they're all playing Spin the Bottle somewhere.
Nathan Stanford : Oooh, my favorite sport.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yeah, like you ever kissed a girl before!
Nathan Stanford : Yeah, Frieda Belluci, fifth grade.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Really?
Nathan Stanford : Yup.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : What was that like?
Nathan Stanford : Well... you know...
[whispers]
Nathan Stanford : made me gay.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Really! Well I should send her a thank you card.
Nathan Stanford : Do that.
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [about telling his parents he is gay] I was gonna tell them yesterday, but...
Nathan Stanford : And they haven't figured it out? I mean, they have *met* you, right?
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Abby Mancuso : Why are the best men gay?
Nathan Stanford : Erh... sorta part of God's plan.
Abby Mancuso : Figures!
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.
Nathan Stanford : Um, I'm gay too if that wasn't clear. It was, ok.
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : You know what I always wondered... are there any actual eggs in Egg Nog?
Nathan Stanford : Hmm.
Sven Gunnunderson : [rolling eyes] No one knows for sure.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Hmm.
Nathan Stanford : Yeah, what is Nog anyway?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yeah, what *is* Nog?
[Nathan giggles]
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [Sven puts down a cup very slowly, rolls eyes and skulks away]
Nathan Stanford : [shakes head, looking down into cup] I don't know. Delicious though.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [shakes head again, looking down into cup] No, it's not.
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Abby Mancuso : Why are all the best ones gay?
Nathan Stanford : Eh, it's all part of God's plan.
Abby Mancuso : Figures!
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.
Nathan Stanford : [uncomfortably] I'm gay too, if that wasn't clear, it was clear okay .
Anya Gunnunderson : [Long uncomfortable silence as Anya goes to Sven and puts her hand on his shoulder. He gets up, takes something out of a jar and sits back down. Then he hands her money, which she takes gleefully] I told you so.
Sven Gunnunderson : You owe me a hundred bucks, kiddo, I'm taking it off your inheritance.
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Anya Gunnunderson : [Entering the bedroom with bunk beds] Nathan dear, I hope you don't mind being on bottom.
Nathan Stanford : Um, excuse me?
Anya Gunnunderson : The bunk beds.
Nathan Stanford : Oh.
Anya Gunnunderson : I remember when Sven and I got these beds for little Olaf, he scampered right up that ladder, jumped up and down screaming, "I want to be on top, I want to be on top". It was so cute. So you don't mind, do you?
Nathan Stanford : Um, actually, Mrs. Gunnunderson, in our dorm room, you know I'd much rather be on top.
Anya Gunnunderson : Oh.
Nathan Stanford : In the bunk beds that is.
Anya Gunnunderson : [to Olaf] Must have got a jump on you when you first moved in, eh?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yes, yes he did.
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Anya Gunnunderson : Cookie?
Nathan Stanford : Yeah.
Anya Gunnunderson : [serving a tray of Gingerbread Men cookies] Olaf's the decapitator, he always goes right for the head.
Nathan Stanford : I'm not going to touch that one.
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Anya Gunnunderson : [sitting around Christmas dinner table] As my mother taught me, if you put enough meat in a man's mouth, he's happy. Am I right?
Nathan Stanford : Right, that's always been my experience.
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Thomas : Dude, your dad is hot!
Nathan Stanford : Okay, why- my dad? Really?
Thomas : Oh yeah!
Nathan Stanford : What are you doing here?
Thomas : I told you, change of plans. Apparently, mommy ad daddy had better things to do then spend Christmas with their only son.
Nathan Stanford : Ohhh. I'm sorry, babe.
Thomas : Yeah, whatever.