Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)
Kelly Keaton: Anya Gunnunderson
Quotes
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [about Abby] We dated four years ago, in High School! We're totally different people now. She's a beautician, and I'm...
Sven Gunnunderson : You're what?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : *Not* a beautician.
Anya Gunnunderson : [Runs fingers through Gunn's hair] You're telling me! Have Abbey give you a cut and a blow sometime, you'll be happier for it.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : I don't need Abbey to blow me to be happy.
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Anya Gunnunderson : So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.
Nathan Stanford : [uncomfortably] I'm gay too, if that wasn't clear, it was clear okay .
Anya Gunnunderson : [Long uncomfortable silence as Anya goes to Sven and puts her hand on his shoulder. He gets up, takes something out of a jar and sits back down. Then he hands her money, which she takes gleefully] I told you so.
Sven Gunnunderson : You owe me a hundred bucks, kiddo, I'm taking it off your inheritance.
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Anya Gunnunderson : [Nathan has just arrived unexpectedly] What are you two boys talking about?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Nothing.
Anya Gunnunderson : Well then let's get your friend settled before your balls get cold.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Pancake balls.
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Anya Gunnunderson : [Entering the bedroom with bunk beds] Nathan dear, I hope you don't mind being on bottom.
Nathan Stanford : Um, excuse me?
Anya Gunnunderson : The bunk beds.
Nathan Stanford : Oh.
Anya Gunnunderson : I remember when Sven and I got these beds for little Olaf, he scampered right up that ladder, jumped up and down screaming, "I want to be on top, I want to be on top". It was so cute. So you don't mind, do you?
Nathan Stanford : Um, actually, Mrs. Gunnunderson, in our dorm room, you know I'd much rather be on top.
Anya Gunnunderson : Oh.
Nathan Stanford : In the bunk beds that is.
Anya Gunnunderson : [to Olaf] Must have got a jump on you when you first moved in, eh?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yes, yes he did.
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Anya Gunnunderson : Cookie?
Nathan Stanford : Yeah.
Anya Gunnunderson : [serving a tray of Gingerbread Men cookies] Olaf's the decapitator, he always goes right for the head.
Nathan Stanford : I'm not going to touch that one.
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Anya Gunnunderson : [sitting around Christmas dinner table] As my mother taught me, if you put enough meat in a man's mouth, he's happy. Am I right?
Nathan Stanford : Right, that's always been my experience.