Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)
Sacha Baron Cohen: Borat Sagdiyev
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Quotes
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Borat : Michael Penis, I brought girl for you!
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Borat : The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.
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Borat : [voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber.
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Borat : Only men and bears are allowed inside car.
[His daughter is riding on the roof]
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Borat : Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.
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Borat : [Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!
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Borat : [buys fat suit] I take this, to be fat like American man!
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Borat : [entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late.
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Borat : [Interrupting CPAC] Mike, you're fired!
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Tutar Sagdiyev : Do you love me as much as your sons?
Borat : No, more.
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Borat : Alexa, order three flashlights
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Borat : [At a beauty salon with his daughter] I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
Melinda : We can do it
Borat : [Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair?
Melinda : I would like to see her hair, yes.
Tutar Sagdiyev : [Lifting up her skirt] Okay.
Melinda : No, ma'am. Not that hair.
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Borat : We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.
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Borat : I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov.
Premier Nazarbayevdx : Impossible.
Borat : Why?
Premier Nazarbayevdx : You are sitting on him.
[Borat finds his sofa covered in human skin]
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[Borat runs after being spotted]
Borat : People make recognize my face. I would need disguises.
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[first lines]
Borat : Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?
[working in a gulag]
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Borat : Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three?
Tutar Sagdiyev : [Comes from the leftside] Tutar Sagdiyev.
Borat : Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell!
Tutar Sagdiyev : Nice.
Borat : No, niiiice.
Tutar Sagdiyev : Don't mansplain to me.
Borat : [shrugs] Feminist.
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[Borat finds his daughter Tutar in the box reserved for Johnny the Monkey]
Borat : You ate him?
Tutar Sagdiyev : No, he ate himself?
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Borat : This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.
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[Borat meets his teenage daughter for the first time - in a stable]
Borat : I have a non-male son?
Tutar Sagdiyev : Daddy?
Borat : Why are you living like this?
Tutar Sagdiyev : Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov!
Borat : Mm. How old are you?
Tutar Sagdiyev : Fifteen.
Borat : FIFTEEN? You're the oldest unmarried woman in all of Kazakhstan.
Tutar Sagdiyev : I'm so happy that you're back.
Borat : I'm not. I'm off to US & A.
Tutar Sagdiyev : Please take me with you!
Borat : Not possible.
Tutar Sagdiyev : Please, Daddy!
Borat : [hands her a piece of onion] Here, have a piece of onion instead.
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Tutar Sagdiyev : Look there, it's a woman drive a car.
Borat : That is not a woman, that is Dog the bounty hunter.
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Borat : Thirteen year ago I release movie film which brought great shame to Kazakhstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankee Land to carry out secret mission.
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Borat : I was publicly humiliate.
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[Borat and Tutar are driving to a local hairdresser]
Tutar Sagdiyev : Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
Borat : No, what if they recognize me?
Tutar Sagdiyev : Just disguise yourself as an American.
[They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on]
Melinda : I'm Melinda.
Borat : [failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet.
Melinda : Nice to meet you.
Borat : I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
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Borat : I go to America!
[gets boos]
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Borat : My daughter is gift to someone close to the throne.
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Borat : I've got great news! Pence is speaking nearby... we'll gift you today!
Tutar Sagdiyev : [Washing Clothes in Brackish River] But I am not ready yet.
Borat : Of course you're ready! You are ready for the golden cage!
Tutar Sagdiyev : Okay, daddy!
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Borat : [Borat brings daughter to pregnancy center after she swallows toy baby cupcake toping] She want it out now please, can you take it out?
Pastor Jonathan Bright : No we can not, that life will die
Borat : It already dead, it not living
Pastor Jonathan Bright : no it is living, right now
Borat : No it's this big
[Borat using fingers to show size of toy]
Pastor Jonathan Bright : It has a heartbeat, right now...
Borat : n... I don't think so...
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Borat : [to Tutar] Who told you my middle name!
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Tutar Sagdiyev : [abortion scene con't. Borat brings his daughter to pregnancy clinic after she swallows cupcake toping baby toy] And it will hurt my A-hole
Pastor Jonathan Bright : mmhmm mhhmm
Borat : if it come out, yes, because, the arm, like this
[makes a gesture with his hands spread out]