- Stu Pickles: I really think giving Dil Tommy's old toys is a big mistakes. Hand-me-downs can be very damaging.
- Didi Pickles: Oh, honestly, Stu.
- Stu Pickles: You don't know, Deed. You didn't have to suffer the cruel humiliation. The shame of getting somebody else's toys!
- Didi Pickles: Now, honey, Tommy's toys are like new. You'll see. Things'll be different.
- Stu Pickles: But, Deed, they made me wear my brother's shoes. And his socks. Did I mention his socks? I WORE THE MAN'S UNDERWEAR FOR SIX YEARS, DEED!
- [gasps as he notices Lucy Carmichael sitting on the couch]
- Stu Pickles: Oh, heh heh. Hi, Lucy.
- ["Angelica's Ballet"; first lines; Stu and Drew are fixing Stu's roof]
- Stu Pickles: I know what I'm doing, bro. It's just a couple of broken tiles.
- Drew Pickles: I'm telling you, there could be dry rot under there.
- [they see Randy and Susie across the street]
- Randy Carmichael: Hey, guys! Need a hand?
- Stu Pickles: No, thank you, we're fine!
- Drew Pickles: Sure, come on over!
- [Stu and Drew frown at each other]