- [the train screeches to a stop]
- Didi Pickles: Is everyone all right?
- Minka Kropotkin: A comfortable ride this isn't!
- Boris Kropotkin: Oy! Eh, my hip!
- Lou Pickles: That *Dwayne* probably had something to do with this!
- Conductor: Not to worry! Some babies got to the emergency brake!
- Didi Pickles, Kira Finster, Betty DeVille: *Babies*?
- Minka Kropotkin: That was a nice visit. Now, back on the train!
- Stu Pickles: [cradles a sleeping Dil] For another... eighteen... hours.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [takes Kira's photo] That rubber band sure was *huge*!
- [Stu and Drew are locked out on the rear platform at the end of the train; they try to open the door, but can't]
- Drew Pickles: Great! Now we're stuck out here, and it's your fault!
- Stu Pickles: There's gotta be a way off this thing! Maybe we can shimmy down a couple of cars till we find an open window!
- [they peer over the railing and look towards the front of the train]
- Drew Pickles: I guess it looks safe! You first!
- [Stu nervously climbs over the railing and hangs dangerously off the roof with the ground racing beneath him]
- Stu Pickles: This is safe. Totally safe.
- [the train comes out of a tunnel]
- Chuckie Finster: Don't be scared, Wawa. I'm here.
- [Wawa's gone]
- Chuckie Finster: Wawa? *Where's Wawa*?
- [cut to Minka]
- Minka Kropotkin: Aye-yai-yai! My necklace! It's gone!
- Kira Finster: You were robbed?
- Didi Pickles: It was *stolen*?
- Minka Kropotkin: It happened in the dark!
- Boris Kropotkin: [shrugs] You probably left it at home, on the TV!
- [crosses his arms]
- Betty DeVille: Oh, no! She was wearing those rocks plain as day!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [looks at his newspaper] Another victim of... the train robber.
- [the grown-ups follow the babies into the cargo van; a phone rings and a shadow looms over them from behind stacked crates]
- Jonathan: [answers his phone and steps out into the light] Yes, Charlotte, I'm all over it.
- Didi Pickles, Kira Finster, Stu Pickles, Charles "Chas" Finster, Drew Pickles, Howard DeVille: [gasp] Jonathan?
- [Jonathan wears a trench coat and Fedora]
- Jonathan: Charlotte made me come and hide in the train so she could get work done.
- [Drew and Stu turn to face Charlotte]
- Charlotte Pickles: So I'd have more time, uh, for the family!
- [shows documents]
- Charlotte Pickles: By the way, I have a new draft.