Rugrats (TV Series)

Send in the Clouds/In the Naval (1997)

Jack Riley: Stu Pickles

Quotes 

• Lou Pickles : Why do you always lose your keys, dag-nabbit?

  Stu Pickles : Why do you always talk like a prospector when you're aggravated, con-flabbit?

• Stu Pickles : [goes over his list]  Okay, let's see. Half a dozen wired nuts, one roll of electrical tape, and a first-aid kit? Wait, who wrote that?

  [Lou walks by, chuckling] 

  Stu Pickles : Pop!

  Lou Pickles : Every time you try to fix something, you end up hurting yourself.

  Stu Pickles : I do not.

  Lou Pickles : [pulls out a little blue book and flips through the pages]  "June 10th: Fixed the air conditioner, broke your arm".

  Stu Pickles : It was a hairline fracture, and I'll thank you not to keep a diary of my mistakes.

  Lou Pickles : No trouble at all.

• Lou Pickles : [continues looking in his book]  Here's another one. "September 23rd: Fixed the hot water heater, heh, blew yourself right out of your shoes"!

  Stu Pickles : The directions were in Japanese.

• Stu Pickles : [after finding his keys]  OK, keys, list, money. I'll be back in a few, Pop.

  Lou Pickles : [still looking in his book]  And this one I still can't figure out. "October 5th: Changed the light bulb in the fridge, nine stitches and a case of pinkeye"?

  Stu Pickles : All right, all right! I'll buy a first-aid kit.

• Stu Pickles : How am I gonna get my keys out of the drain?

  Lou Pickles : I'll be right back with my fishing pole and a bottle of iodine.

  Stu Pickles : What's the iodine for?

  Lou Pickles : Trust me. You're gonna need it.

• [Stu is using Lou's fishing pole to get his keys] 

  Lou Pickles : How are they biting?

  Didi Pickles : Let me know if you find my shoes down there, Stu.

  Stu Pickles : [sarcastically]  Very funny. Everybody's a comedian.

• ["Send in the Clouds"; last lines] 

  Stu Pickles : Hey! I got my keys!

  [using the fishing pole, Stu pulls the keys out of the drain and accidentally hits himself in the face with them] 

  Stu Pickles : YEO-O-O-O-OW!

  Lou Pickles : Got the iodine!

  Didi Pickles : Stu! What are my pink loafers doing in the potatoe bin?

  [fade to black] 

• ["In the Naval"; first lines; Tommy, Chuckie and Angelica are on a fishing boat with Stu, Drew and Lou] 

  Angelica Pickles : Daddy, when we're on the ocean, can Water Sport Cynthia ski in the water?

  Drew Pickles : No, princess, you might lose her.

  [to Stu] 

  Drew Pickles : This should keep them safe while I whip you with fish!

  Drew Pickles : Whip me?

  [tightens Tommy's life jacket] 

  Drew Pickles : After I drop my classic hand tied White Wizard lure with emu feather danglers into the briny deep, there won't be any fish left for you to catch!

  Drew Pickles : [scoffs and tightens Angelica's life jacket]  Get real, Stu! My high-tech Dancing Anchovy 2000 is gonna wipe the ocean *floor* with you!

  Stu Pickles : Dream on! That piece of junk couldn't catch a rusty can!

  Drew Pickles : Could so! I paid 300 dollars for this baby, so there!

  [the boat's captain, having watched Stu and Drew, goes over to Lou] 

  Captain : Those your boys?

  Lou Pickles : Nope! Never had kids.

• [Drew falls off the boat and into the sea] 

  Stu Pickles : Cheater! *Cheater*! You get back up here!

  Captain : Hey! Who let down the anchor?