Gulliver's Travels (2010)

Jack Black: Lemuel Gulliver

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Quotes 

• Lemuel Gulliver : I'm not doing this. You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not doing tea time with you! Go find another doll!

  [the giant girl breaks a rabbit doll's head] 

  Lemuel Gulliver : Tea, time for tea! Haha...

• Lemuel Gulliver : There's no small jobs - just small people.

• Lemuel Gulliver : You have to man up and be direct. Next time you see her, just tell her what's up. "Hey, what's up, sexy? I hope it's not too forward, but I find you incredibly sexy. Never told you before, but I'm into you. But I'm also into a lot of things, so don't get too excited. Got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be one of them." You see the way I mixed it up? "I want you, but not that much."

• Lemuel Gulliver : I'm Invincible!

• General Edward : [inside a small tin can-looking robot]  I challenge you to a duel!

  Lemuel Gulliver : Make a move.