Jesus F Trotsky Presents... The Greatest Film Never Made (2009) Poster

Eddie Rex: Jesus F Trotsky

Quotes 

  • Dan Rogers : The film sounds interesting, John said something about nudity, it's not a porno is it?

    Jesus F Trotsky : Oh no, its an art film, it crosses the porn boundary every now and again but purely in the ironic sense.

    Dan Rogers : So it's not porn then?

    Jesus F Trotsky : Only to those who believe it is.

  • Jesus F Trotsky : Well what now then, we rough it up on the streets or something?

    Derren Vision : No, I will not have us living like Oliver fucking Twist.

  • Jesus F Trotsky : Then I'll have to say no, sorry Juggs, I can't have you turning my film into a farce, I'm gonna stick to my guns and make the original talking venereal disease movie I set out to do.

  • Jesus F Trotsky : No, no way in hell, the guy's everything I stand against, I hate him, I physically can't stand the guy, in fact I'm in two minds to drop-kick the vintage Mini DV camcorder out his hands but I suppose even then he would use the footage and call it 'Man Kicks Twat'

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