Castle (TV Series)

Hedge Fund Homeboys (2009)

Susan Sullivan: Martha Rodgers

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Richard Castle : Reading the paper? You are gonna lose all of your wired-teen-hyper-texting-nano-gizmo street cred.

  Alexis Castle : I'm a rebel. I kick it old school.

  Richard Castle : [referring to cup of coffee on counter]  Is this...

  Alexis Castle : Cream, two sugars.

  Richard Castle : Thanks. Style section. Anything I need to know?

  Alexis Castle : The '70s are back.

  Richard Castle : Hmm. They're like the Highlander, they just won't die.

  [pause] 

  Richard Castle : Morning, Mother. You're dressed early.

  Martha Rodgers : Ah! I have class.

  Richard Castle : I believe that's a matter of some debate.

  Martha Rodgers : At the New School, funny man. Look, it's-it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, but a girl has to stand on her own two feet.

  Richard Castle : What's the class?

  Alexis Castle : "Introduction To Life Coaching". It's-It's always been my desire to make a difference, whether on stage or off. And, *I'*... have had cards made.

  Richard Castle : [stammering]  That's my I... you've... It says here, I'm your client.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, of course you are. Haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?

  Alexis Castle : Oh, uh, Dad, Julie Schmidt's father's back in rehab, so a spot opened to chaperone the D.C. trip.

  Richard Castle : Where is the... How did you know Julie's dad was back in rehab?

  Alexis Castle : Must be a wired-teen-hyper-nano thing. So what do you say?

  Richard Castle : Sorry, kiddo, but, uh, with you away, my chaperoning needs reside here. Or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone?

  Alexis Castle : So she... had a little party.

  Richard Castle : There were lime shards embedded in the walls.

  Martha Rodgers : It was Cinco de Mayo.

  Alexis Castle : Exactly.

  Richard Castle : [phone rings, plays "Dracula" theme]  I hear dead people.

  [answers phone] 

  Richard Castle : Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?

• [last lines] 

  Martha Rodgers : ow does this look like a wild group? For your information, I am hosting a seminar for my life coaching class, "Be the Change You Want To See".

  Richard Castle : How very Zen of you.

  Alexis Castle : Dad, come on, be supportive. She's trying to help people.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, to my liquor cabinet.

  Martha Rodgers : No. This is going to be a very civilized affair. Now, off, off, off, off. Have fun!

  [behind a closed door] 

  Martha Rodgers : Ha ha! Okay! Who wants a drink?

  [cork pops, crowd cheers]