The Kominsky Method (TV Series)
Chapter 21. Near, Far, Wherever You Are (2021)
Michael Douglas: Sandy Kominsky
Quotes
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Roz : Martin's mother made a joke about Mindy's weight.
Sandy Kominsky : What kind of joke?
Roz : Is there a good kind?
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Sandy Kominsky : [Sandy tucks Roz into bed] You all comfy?
Roz : Yes.
Sandy Kominsky : Hmm. Want another blanket?
Roz : No. I'm fine.
Sandy Kominsky : Okay. You got water, meds, book, phone. Anything else that you need?
Roz : No. That's it.
Sandy Kominsky : Okay. I'm off.
Roz : [Sandy gives Roz a kiss on the forehead] What, no tongue?
Sandy Kominsky : Ooh, you want tongue. I'll give you tongue.
Roz : Oh, shit, no. I was just bluffing
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Roz : Martin should have said something, but that doesn't mean he's not a good guy.
Sandy Kominsky : He's just trying to be respectful of his mom.
Mindy Kominsky : Fuck him! The whole time she was picking me apart, he was looking down at his shoes. Stupid, ugly homemade shoes.
Mindy Kominsky : [Referring to the cup of tea in front of her] You got anything stronger?
Sandy Kominsky : Uh, bourbon?
Mindy Kominsky : Bring it!
Mindy Kominsky : I don't care how old she is. I don't take that shit from anybody.
Roz : Nor should you.
Mindy Kominsky : The last person who talked to me like that is still looking for his left nut.
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Estelle : [to Sandy] My Martin has done very well for himself, despite the fact that he's had to overcome many handicaps.
Martin : Wait a minute. What handicaps?
Estelle : And if, at this point in his life, he has chosen your daughter to settle down with...
Sandy Kominsky : Settle down? He's an old man with a shitty ticker! He's down, lady, okay? He's down.