- Val Stanton: My daughter traded in showjumping for that trashy rodeo and ran away from home to live in one of your bunkhouses. Let's just call it a little summer rebellion. But scrubbing toilets for minimum wage? C'mon. Just because you've parlayed your MBA into a western theme park doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drag my daughter down with you.
- Samantha Louise 'Lou' Fleming: We don't have toilets, we opted for environmentally friendly outhouses. I'm glad we've had the chance to talk because I'm finally beginning to understand why your own daughter doesn't return your phonecalls.