Arthur (I) (2011)
Luis Guzmán: Bitterman
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Quotes
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Arthur : [before introducing himself to Susan's father] What am I doing here, Bitterman?
Bitterman : Uh, you asked me to drive you to the Burt Johnson Tower.
Arthur : But if you were me...
Bitterman : I would like that very much.
Arthur : That's very flattering. But if you were me and you were in this situation... what would you do? What should I say?
Bitterman : Uh, I'd go in there and say, um, "Mr. Johnson, I like your tower, but I love your daughter."
Arthur : But I don't love his daughter.
Bitterman : Don't say that, because then he'll say no.