Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door (2009)

Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

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Quotes 

• Lt. Randall Disher : [after stating a far-fetched theory involving science-fiction]  Well, if this were a movie you'd believe me!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If this were a movie I could walk out, Randy.

• Lt. Randall Disher : I come here every year on my birthday. Kind of like a family tradition.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [smiles]  When you were a kid.

  [looks at Randy who silently looks back] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You meant when you were a kid.

  [Randy still looks without a word] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Say yes, Randy.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [reluctantly]  Yes.

• Curator Miles Franklin : [asking if the dead victim can stay on display in the museum]  You understand this is like a godsend to us. We pray for things like this.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [in disbelief]  Sir, that is a human being. He had a name, he had a family.

  Curator Miles Franklin : We *pray* for things like this. This will be bigger than those twins on the motorcycle.