There was never an episode in this series in which Red portrayed as many different characters as this one, a spoof of around-the-world newsworthy events from throughout history. The redhead not only portrays Egyptian, Roman, Greek, Chinese, Turkish, English, and American newspapermen but also the subjects on which they report. As a Roman sportswriter, Red describes an arena confrontation between Cauliflower McPuggius and an ape; as Lancelot, Red covers a battle between the Black Knight and the Pink Pussycat (Red). The Tom Hansen Dancers perform a modern Greek version of 'Mississippi Mud' and a Turkish harem dance of 'Scheherezade.' The Silent Spot features Red as an amorous sheik in 'The Sexy Sultan.'
The title comes from the common idiom that no matter what the problems with the performers and backstage personnel, the show is more important because their as "No people like show people."