Ashes to Ashes (TV Series)
Episode #2.7 (2009)
Marshall Lancaster: DC Chris Skelton
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Quotes
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Molly Drake : Mum? Mum? Mummy? Mummy? Mum? The doctor got the bullet out. You're going to be okay. He said if you get plenty of rest, and if there are no complications, you're going to wake up. You're going to be fine. Mum? Mummy? Mum?...
Chris Skelton : ...Ma'am? Do you want a biscuit, ma'am? Do you want a biscuit?
Alex Drake : No, I, erm, must have dozed off.
Gene Hunt : This is supposed to be a stakeout not a midnight feast at Malory Towers.
DS Ray Carling : Pillow fights and gym knickers, eh?
[All laugh]
Gene Hunt : Shake a leg, boys. Informant has it something big is going off, and I'm not referring to Ray's unsavoury teenage fantasies.
Chris Skelton : Here you are, guv, Shaz made it.
Gene Hunt : Not enough sugar. Or milk. Or tea.
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DS Ray Carling : [He uses a pneumatic/jackhammer drill to break away the concrete surrounding the dead body]
Gene Hunt : Oi! Oi! What do you think you're doing?
DS Ray Carling : Digging him out.
Gene Hunt : We want a body on a mortuary slab not a plate of dog food, use a ruddy chisel.
DS Ray Carling : Guv, that'll take ages.
Gene Hunt : Well you better get started then.
Chris Skelton : I haven't had my turn yet.
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DS Ray Carling : Now that sounds more like it. What's she like?
Shaz Granger : Karen? She's great.
DS Ray Carling : She's great?
Chris Skelton : Yeah, she's great, Karen. Dead funny. Really nice
[mimes big boobs]
Chris Skelton : personality.
DS Ray Carling : I like that in my woman, a good
[mimes big boobs]
DS Ray Carling : personality!