- The Lone Ranger: [disguised as a passenger] Those bandits could never have attacked the train if it wasn't going so slow.
- Train Driver: It was that new conductor, he told me to slow down, said he had to check something outside.
- The Lone Ranger: I think that new conductor's got some explaining to do...
- George Pullman: Thanks for your help. Any time you want to ride a Pullman, you just let me know.
- The Lone Ranger: We'll do that.
- Conductor: Good thinking, Masked Man. But you forgot one thing.
- The Lone Ranger: What's that?
- Conductor: This!
- [shoves a desk towards the Lone Ranger and runs in the other direction]