Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Blue Flu (2021)

Joel McKinnon Miller: Scully

Quotes 

• Amy Santiago : I need your help. Our arrests are still way down. But according to the pedometers, our Hitchcock-and-Scullys are out there logging miles on the beat. How are they not seeing crimes?

  Hitchcock : [over video chat]  How do you know they're walking?

  Amy Santiago : I just told you -- their pedometer numbers are through the roof.

  Scully : Oh, poor, simple Amy. It's like you've ever had to mess with a medical device in order to trick your life insurance agent. Watch and learn.

  Amy Santiago : [cut to the lazy detectives wasting their time on massage chairs]  They're just using the massage chairs to jiggle their pedometers!

  Hitchcock : [over video chat]  Life always finds a way.

  Amy Santiago : To do what?

  Scully : To do nothing.

• Raymond Holt : O'Sullivan wants me to issue a statement of public support for the officer to give them all extra hazard pay, and to wear this Never Forgive Burrito ribbon.

  Scully : Weird, it's the exact same color as my Color Blind Awareness ribbon!

  Raymond Holt : No it isn't.