Cop Out (2010)
Seann William Scott: Dave
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Quotes
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Dave : Knock Knock.
Paul Hodges : Don't do it Jim.
Dave : Do it.
Paul Hodges : If you respect our partnership Jim don't do it.
Dave : Do it.
Jimmy Monroe : Who's there?
Dave : Orange.
Paul Hodges : No. No. Huh Huh. No. No! No! No! Hell No! NO! NO! I refuse to... No! No! Alright Orange who damn it?
Dave : Orange you pissed that your wife is taking it in the ass from another guy right now?
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Dave : This is police brutality.
Jimmy Monroe : Not yet...
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Dave : Hey. Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape?
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Dave : Did you just fall down from the stairs?
Jimmy Monroe : [lying] No!
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[the Mortuary Attendant answers the phone]
Mortuary Attendant : Hello?
Mortuary Attendant : Hey, sweetie!
Dave : Hi, sweetie!
[the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused]
Mortuary Attendant : So, um I was thinking we could go out to dinner tonight.
Dave : Oh, dinner. Where are we going?
[the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused again]
Mortuary Attendant : Could you hand on for a sec, hon? Thanks.
Mortuary Attendant : Hello?
Dave : Hello.
Mortuary Attendant : Is this some kind of joke?
Dave : Why? Do you like jokes?
Dave : Knock, Knock.
Mortuary Attendant : Who's there?
Dave : Open.
Mortuary Attendant : Open who?
Dave : Open the fucking bag, bitch!
[the Mortuary Attendant opens the body bag and Dave is lying down in the bag pretending to be dead]
Dave : Hi.
[the Mortuary Attendant screams and runs away]
Dave : Yes!