Cop Out (2010)

Sarah Burns: Mortuary Attendant

Quotes 

• [the Mortuary Attendant answers the phone] 

  Mortuary Attendant : Hello?

  Mortuary Attendant : Hey, sweetie!

  Dave : Hi, sweetie!

  [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused] 

  Mortuary Attendant : So, um I was thinking we could go out to dinner tonight.

  Dave : Oh, dinner. Where are we going?

  [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused again] 

  Mortuary Attendant : Could you hand on for a sec, hon? Thanks.

  Mortuary Attendant : Hello?

  Dave : Hello.

  Mortuary Attendant : Is this some kind of joke?

  Dave : Why? Do you like jokes?

  Dave : Knock, Knock.

  Mortuary Attendant : Who's there?

  Dave : Open.

  Mortuary Attendant : Open who?

  Dave : Open the fucking bag, bitch!

  [the Mortuary Attendant opens the body bag and Dave is lying down in the bag pretending to be dead] 

  Dave : Hi.

  [the Mortuary Attendant screams and runs away] 

  Dave : Yes!