Endangered Species (2021)

Michael Johnston: Noah Halsey

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• Noah Halsey : Does the air conditioner work?

  Car Guy : [laughs]  No, the air conditioner does not work. Have a lovely day.

• Lauren Halsey : Ready to go?

  Noah Halsey : Got your insulin?

  Lauren Halsey : Yes I do, who's ready for an adventure?

• Noah Halsey : How can they not have a paved road from the airport?

  Jack Halsey : It's a developing nation, I guess they don't have the money for those kinds of things.

• Zoe Halsey : What are they doing?

  Mitch Hanover : Team Lioness, anti-poaching unit, all female.

  Zoe Halsey : Female soldiers? That's badass.

  Mitch Hanover : Yeah, looks like they caught their man.

  Noah Halsey : Wait, those men are poachers?

  Mitch Hanover : They're lucky they're arrested. Usually they're shot on sight.

  Lauren Halsey : What?

  Zoe Halsey : Good. Fuckers.

  Jack Halsey : Zoe.

  Lauren Halsey : That's just an execution. How is that even possible?

  Mitch Hanover : TIA. This is Africa.

• Noah Halsey : Okay so we go back out onto one of the main roads and get help. I mean, there were cars that were passing by.

  Lauren Halsey : We can't go walking through the bush, that's crazy!

  Zoe Halsey : Aren't you supposed to wait by where the accident happened? That's what they teach you, wait and then someone comes.

  Billy Mason : On a closed off back road?

  Noah Halsey : Yeah, exactly, how is anyone going to find us?

  Billy Mason : We start a fire.

• Lauren Halsey : What's going on over there?

  Billy Mason : They caught more poachers.

  Lauren Halsey : I thought they said that wasn't really a thing here.

  Noah Halsey : They don't look like poachers.

  Zoe Halsey : What are poachers suppose to look like?

  Noah Halsey : Not tourists.

  Billy Mason : These bastards kill, like, a thousand rhinos a year.

  Zoe Halsey : Holy shit, that's 3 rhinos a day.

  Jack Halsey : That's quick math, honey.

• Noah Halsey : I'm actually a really good driver.

  Zoe Halsey : I think the back of Dad's Porsche would disagree with that.

  Noah Halsey : That was not my fault, I buffed it out. At least I have a license.

  Zoe Halsey : I can drive.

  Noah Halsey : Not according to the state of California.

• Billy Mason : Not that, there!

  Zoe Halsey : What?

  Billy Mason : That, the dead thing in the tree right there!

  Noah Halsey : What is it, a deer?

  Billy Mason : Maybe an antelope or something?

  Zoe Halsey : How did it even get up there?

  Noah Halsey : Jump?

  Zoe Halsey : And got stuck?

  Noah Halsey : Can they climb?

  Lauren Halsey : No, I don't think so!

  Jack Halsey : Geez!

• Billy Mason : All white men in suits are fucking everything up for us. They fuck things up for us, man, you down with that?

  Noah Halsey : No, but I mean it's not just him, right? We all do it. It's always someone else's responsibility. We did a project about mining cobalt in the Congo for cell phone batteries. You know how much violence there is? Corruption, child labor... all for this

  [takes out smartphone] 

  Noah Halsey : Oil is nothing, man, we're all greedy, no one really cares.

• Lauren Halsey : [after her insulin is destroyed in the crash]  I'll be fine, my glucose levels are high so I feel a little rough, but I'll be- maybe a little water?

  Billy Mason : [climbs in van]  Oh no... no water!

  Lauren Halsey : What?

  Jack Halsey : We brought water.

  Billy Mason : The glass bottles *broke*!

  Noah Halsey : [to Zoe]  Oh that's good, 'Save the planet!'