Lee Evans: Big Live at the O2 (2008 Video)

Lee Evans: Self

Quotes 

• Lee Evans : [about a man who speaks really loudly on a cillit bang advert]  He must have really nervous kids at home, he'd be reading them a bedtime story at night: Once upon a time... there was a dirty toilet!

• Lee Evans : I really admire the emergency services because they stay so calm, you'd run up to a call box and go: I need a fire engine now!

  Lee Evans : And they'd say "Ok, where are you?

  Lee Evans : I don't fucking know, do I?

• Lee Evans : I was watching a Mcdonalds advert and Ronald Mcdonald, the clown fella you see on the adverts, does he own the company because his name's Ronald Mcdonald. I can't imagine what he's like at board meetings:

  Lee Evans : So boss, what's the plan for next year?

  Lee Evans : I dunno, fuck it. HONK HONK!

  Lee Evans : He can't have a go at someone for not taking work seriously you know.

  Lee Evans : Who put that bucket of water on top of my door?

  Lee Evans : It was me.

  Lee Evans : Do it again. HONK HONK!