The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
Night Out in London (2009)
James Buckley: Jay Cartwright
Quotes
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Jay Cartwright : Bus wankers!
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Jay Cartwright : [Neil is in the toilet] What's taking so fucking long?
Neil Sutherland : Oh, Mate. It's not good. Get us some bog roll... Look!
[displays penis to Jay]
Jay Cartwright : Ah, Jesus! Put it away, Neil!
Neil Sutherland : I can't. It stings when it rubs on my pants!
Jay Cartwright : Well... Take your pants off then!
Neil Sutherland : I can't. Then it'll rub on my jeans.
Jay Cartwright : Neil, No matter what your old man says, You can't Walk around London with your knob hanging out.
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Jay Cartwright : I fucked some girl up there last week.
Will McKenzie : Where in London?
Jay Cartwright : The Tower Of London.
Will McKenzie : What did you do after you fucked her? Cut her head off?
Jay Cartwright : She's already seen the crown jewels: my bellend.
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Jay : Bus wankers!
Simon : What did I just say? Oh Christ, Jay.
Will : Oh no. They're coming.
Jay : Shit! Drive!
Simon : Where? Where am I meant to drive to?
Will : Anywhere!
Jay : Oh shit.
Simon : [turns car onto pavement]
Will : Anywhere - but - the pavement.
Bus Stop Guy : [Grabs Simon's throat]
Simon : Listen... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really. Please.
Bus Stop Guy : Who's a wanker?
Simon : [still throttled] I'm really sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker am I?
Simon : I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker, ye?
Simon : I'm sorry.
Will : He said he's sorry. He's really sorry.
Bus Stop Guy : [laughing and still throttling Simon while Simon shuts the car window] I'd rather be a bus wanker than drive that lump of yellow shit!
Simon : You got me throttled!