The Addams Family (TV Series)

F.T.V. (1992)

Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams

Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : Wanna relive our safari days and shrink my head?

  Gomez Addams : Always, brother! But I promised my pet I'd read her the next two chapters of Uncle Spore's "Fungi of the World."

  Morticia Addams : Ah, the way Gomez reads each page it's as if Uncle Spore were here with us in the room.

  Gomez Addams : Well, he was, until Lurch hosed down the underside of the bed...

• [brushing their teeth in the bathroom] 

  Morticia Addams : Darling, please don't rinse.

  Gomez Addams : Why, love?

  Morticia Addams : It's like you have hoof-and-mouth all over again.

• [the FTV satellite is heading for Happydale Heights] 

  Morticia Addams : Darling, we can burn marshmallows like our night on Mount Vesuvius!

  Gomez Addams : Ah, Querida, the bag is in the pantry...

• Uncle Fester : Enjoy my time alone... hm. Enjoy my time alone...

  Morticia Addams : [behind a closed door]  Oh Gomez...

• Uncle Fester : [receiving money]  Thanks! It all goes into my Norm fund, you know!

  Morticia Addams : Only four more months, and you'll have enough to build that nice Mr. Normanmeyer a new home!

  Gomez Addams : Wait until he sees the underwater bowling alley!