Mike Matei: Self

Quotes 

• Mike Matei : I hope there's a pole hanging down in this mine shaft and he gets his head fucking cut off.

• Mike Matei : [imitating Elmo]  Elmo has an idea, suck on my dick! That's my idea! Don't you think that's a good idea, Zoe?

• Mike Matei : [referring to Gordon and Maria]  So, are those two married right now? Gordon and his wife? Imagine one day... like, I dunno whatever- Cookie Monster's walking down the street and he looks in, like, their window on Sesame Street and, like, they're fucking each other. Gordon's eating her out. He's got his moustache in her pussy. Cookie Monster's looking in the window, Gordon's eating her pussy, and Gordon's like "I'll show YOU how to eat a cookie! ALALALALALALALALALA!"

  [Mike breaks down laughing]