Glee (TV Series)
Sectionals (2009)
Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester
Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!
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Principal Figgins : Sue, the directors both from the Jane Adams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me you gave them the New Directions set list.
Sue Sylvester : You have no proof.
Principal Figgins : The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.
Sue Sylvester : I didn't do it.
Principal Figgins : They say "From the Desk of Sue Sylvester'.
Sue Sylvester : Circumstantial evidence.
Principal Figgins : They're written in your handwriting.
Sue Sylvester : Forgeries.
Principal Figgins : Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
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Will Schuester : Sue! What kind of teacher are you?
Sue Sylvester : Hey buddy! I just came by to feed my Venus flytrap!
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Sue Sylvester : Shuester! Well played, sir. I underestimated you. Alright, heres what happens now. Im gonna head on down to my condo in boca, brown up a bit, get myself into fighting shape - then Im gonna return to this school even more hellbent on your destruction. Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Shuester; you are about to board the Sue Sylvester express. Destination: HORROR!
Will Schuester : I look forward to it, Sue.
Sue Sylvester : You know, you just woke a sleeping giant. Prepare to be crushed!
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Sue Sylvester : I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.