- Little Louie: Dad, how do you know when it's quitting time?
- Andy Anderson: Well, when your feet feel like they've been stapled to the floor, your back feels like your spine's been ripped out, and your head's been pounding like Count Basie's orchestra...
- Little Louie: Then it's quitting time?
- Andy Anderson: No, it just means you have another half hour to go.
- Ora Anderson (Mom): Mrs. Grunewald keeps asking me about Aspen and Vail. I tell her aspirin is for headaches and veil is for funerals.