The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge the Meanie (2022)

Hank Azaria: Doctor, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Superman, Waiter

Quotes 

• Ralph Wiggum : I wanna buy a Batman.

  Comic Book Guy : Um not so fast. Which era? Which artist? Dark Knight or Adam West? Oh sometimes i regret not finishing medical school. I was one credit away. One.

  Ralph Wiggum : I want the one where Batman eats lasagna.

  Comic Book Guy : That is Garfield who is not a bat but a cat! How can someone with such a big head be so stupid?

• [Principal York, apparently dead from apoplexy, suddenly sits up] 

  Chief Wiggum : Uh-oh, Lou. We have got a zombie situation here. Aim for the brain! It's the only way.

  Marge Simpson : Just teaching a lesson to my son. She was never dead.

  Chief Wiggum : She's a zombie lover, Lou! Aim for both their heads! It's the only way!

  Lou : They're not zombies, Chief. And... neither were the Wilsons.

  Chief Wiggum : Uh, don't mention the Wilsons.

• [Principal York has collapsed after being covered in blue paint] 

  Chief Wiggum : [to Bart and Marge]  You're going to juvie, and you're going to women's prison. And the victim is gonna be buried with deceased members of the Blue Man Group, which there are way more than you think. All died in hilarious ways!