- Service Clerk: Doing research on Mr. Zeno, ma'am?
- Martha Morgan: You might say that.
- Service Clerk: Academic?
- Martha Morgan: No. Personal.
- Head Clerk: Do you need any further assistance?
- Martha Morgan: Obviously not.
- Head Clerk: Of course. Not.
- Head Clerk: Zeno was arrested for breaking into the Morgan family mortuary.
- Service Clerk: He had sex with Michelle's corpse!
- Assistant Clerk: No way!
- Service Clerk: That's what I've heard!
- Assistant Clerk: Cool!
- Service Clerk: Rumor has it Ms. Morgan wanted to hear the confession but wasn't able to handle it psychologically at the time.
- Head Clerk: It looks like she can handle it now.
- Head Clerk: Everyone thinks they can figure out what happened. That's why people are fascinated with this case... and why Mr. Zeno's confession is one of our most popular tapes.
- Zeno: [VO] I've tried re-wiring her. I've tried re-firing her. I think her engine is permanently stalled.
- Zeno: [VO] Who would believe you were a beauty indeed when the days get shorter and the nights get long? When the light fades and the rain comes, nobody will know when you're old. When you're old, nobody will know that you were a beauty. A sweet, sweet beauty. A sweet, sweet beauty but stone, stone cold!