Matching Jack (2010)

Nicole Gulasekharam: Kerry

Quotes 

• Kerry : [keenly]  I always wanted a brother

  Janice : [sourly]  First time I've heard of/about it

• Kerry : [inquiring]  You Jack?

  Jack : [nonchalantly]  That's What They Call Me

  Kerry : I'm Kerry

  Jack : Hi

  [Jack takes a strong sip of his drink] 

  Kerry : I'm Your Sister

  [Jack spits out his drink all over his bed] 

  Kerry : Oh... I Am So Not Taking You Too The Movies

  Jack : [puzzled]  I don't have a sister

  Kerry : [informatively]  Yeah well you do now

  Jack : [perplexed]  How can you be my sister?

  Kerry : [in disbelief]  Seriously?

  [bluntly] 

  Kerry : Well Your Dad Bonked My Mom

  [Jack looks confused] 

• Kerry : [trying to be sincere]  How you feeling

  Jack : Like a shit-house, but if i'm not normal they start to worry

  Kerry : You should know they tested my marshmallow

  Jack : [chuckles]  Marshmallow... bone marrow... marshmallow