Kickoff (2011)

Duncan MacInnes: Elton

Quotes 

• Max : Now listen, Ephraim.

  Elton : Elton.

  Max : Now, you seem like a nice boy. I'm sure you don't want to get fired on your first day for homophobia.

  Elton : Homophobia?

  Max : I didn't think so. You see, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're a gay team - a VERY gay team - and, so, we're a teensy-weensy bit overcompensating, but you see what we're dealing with, don't you, Ephraim?

  Max , Elton : [together]  Elton!

  Max : ...the kind of thugs that used to terrorize people like us - and you - in school. I think you know what I mean. And, so, all we're asking, Ephraim...

  Elton : El...

  Max : -ton!... All we're asking for, on... bended knee, is for a fair... crack. Whadda ya say, ref?