- Queen Merelda: [freed by Wario] Brave hero, thank you for rescuing me. Your courage has restored peace to the whole of the Shake Dimen...
- [Wario throws her out of his way and makes off with the sack]
- [repeated line]
- [Wario picks up a sack of money and shakes it repeatedly, causing coins to fall out]
- Wario: Mine mine mine mine mine!
- Merfle: Please... you must save her... See, this terrible pirate, the Shake King, he attacked us! He invaded our home, the Shake Dimension. I managed to get away... but all my dear friends were captured. And then that brute stole the Shake Dimension's greatest treasure!
- Wario: [sits up and shakes Merfle] The treasure?
- Merfle: Um, yes... it's a magic sack that never runs out of coins, no matter how much you shake it.
- Wario: How do you get to the Shake Dimension?
- Merfle: You can get there through this telescope... But without the help of my friends, you'll be stuck there, stranded in my world.
- [Wario laughs and tosses up Merfle]
- Merfle: [pleased] You'll help us, right? Then let's go!
- [last lines]
- [Captain Syrup steals Wario's treasure]
- Merfle: See, I was looking for a way to save everyone, and Captain Syrup came along... we agreed she could have the treasure as a, um, consultation fee...
- [an angry Wario chases Merfle]