The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Woody Allen, Criswell, Gilalan, Ben Grauer, Mimi Hines, The Muppets (1965)
Woody Allen: Self - Comedian
Quotes
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Woody Allen : Two years ago on New Year's Even I was pleasantly high and I went home and jumped naked into a vat of cold Roosevelt dimes.
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Woody Allen : I went to an interfaith camp where I was sadistically beaten by boys of all races and creeds.
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Woody Allen : I'm on the subway and these twelve hoods are on the train. Apparently they'd just come from a settlement house because they were dribbling a social worker through the cars.
