The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle (2009)
Mike Matei: Bugs Bunny
Quotes
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : This is crazy! I'm not playing this!
Bugs Bunny : But you wanna play it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : No, I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny : You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny : You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny : You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I do wanna! And you're not gonna stop me!
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Bugs Bunny : Eh, play the game, Doc.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'm not playing this shit!
Bugs Bunny : Come on, Doc! Stick it in the Nintendo!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : How about sticking it up your rabbit hole?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Come on! I thought you toons liked to get beat up.
Bugs Bunny : We do, Doc. But you know what we don't like? Getting shit on the fucking face!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : That was two years ago!
Bugs Bunny : Well, now, it's your turn, Doc!
[Bugs beats up the Nerd]
Bugs Bunny : Geronimo! Motherfucking Nerd!
[Bugs leaves droppings all over the Nerd]
Bugs Bunny : Eh... ain't I a stinker?
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Bugs Bunny : Let me pull this game out of my ass, Doc!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I wondered where this shit comes from.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Crazy Castle 4? How many of these fucking games could there possibly be?
Bugs Bunny : You better play it, Doc, before I ram my rabbit fist right up your motherfuckin' ass!
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Bugs Bunny : Just like good old times, doc. Like when I shoved Elmer Fudd's head up the Tazmanian Devil's fucking asshole.
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Bugs Bunny : [repeatedly slams the Nerd's head against the wall] How's it feel to be a dying man, Nerd? You're a dead man. You're a dead man.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Bullshit!
[fights back]
