Central Intelligence (2016)

Kumail Nanjiani: Jared the Airport Security Guard

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• Jared the Airport Security Guard : Sir, you cannot be in here. This is a private airfield.

  Calvin Joyner : I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to be transported ASAP.

  Jared the Airport Security Guard : Really? Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.

  Calvin Joyner : Well, I hate to break it to you, but this, this is not a, uh... This is not a heart.

  Jared the Airport Security Guard : Oh, it's not a heart?

  Calvin Joyner : No, it's not.

  Jared the Airport Security Guard : Hmm. What is it then?

  Calvin Joyner : It's a dick.

  Jared the Airport Security Guard : Okay. I am made of questions right now.