- Lyle McCarthy: Something bad happens and you cope by cramming a doughnut in your mouth.
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, well you don't always have time to masturbate.
- Comic Book Guy: You... are... acceptable!
- Homer Simpson: Great, would you like to see me naked?
- Ginormous Pictures Studio Chief #1: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
- Homer Simpson: What movie?