NCIS (TV Series)
Good Cop, Bad Cop (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : How's my agent application coming?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I am working my magic. Trust me, Ziva, when I'm through, you will be...
[McGee gets an error message]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ooh, code blue?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Someone's been blackballed.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They gave you the red flag.
Officer Ziva David : [confused] What is blue, black, and red?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Zebra in a blender.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's black, white and red all over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Newspaper.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Penguin with a sunburn.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nun falling down stairs.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why do you find it so hard to belive I could hack that sucker out?
Officer Ziva David : You cannot even work your email properly! You always reply to all, it drive me absolutely nuts! You know, when it comes to computers you are almost as impotent as Gi-
[Stops looks around. DiNozzo laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You thought Gibbs was behind you. You know why? Because sneaky people expect sneakiness. It's a vicious cycle.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What about the Damocles?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lost at sea about a hundred miles off the coast of Tanzania, which was a couple hundred miles off its chartered course.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They got lost at sea before they got lost at sea. So we got Ziva on a ship that went down somewhere it wasn't supposed to be, and a body bag filled goo from a dead Marine who wasn't supposed to be there.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And nothing is what it's supposed to be. Gibbs tosses us, the investigation disappears.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's like "Alien", the Ridley Scott classic. The creepy one.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : As opposed to the non-creepy ones?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, Cameron's was more actiony than creepy, and Fincher's was more sleepy. Jeunet's was sort of a French-fried... I don't know what to call it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Talk faster. Eliminate the dead air between your words. My mind can absorb things very quickly.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [talks very fast]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Take a breath, have a keyboard.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I got heart palpitations. You really scared me. Someone dial 9 - 1 and wait for me to tell you to dial the last 1.